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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



MismatchedMuppet 1:06 Tue May 24
If Tore signs.... Chant already


"Gokhan will tore you apart again" to joy divisions tune

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Scraper 5:49 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Ok I've nailed it

http://youtu.be/e8aEDaeBMyI

Signed,
Geek

Lewisham_Hammer 5:45 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
I actually despise Star Wars, boringest overhyped load of tosh ever, but I know this chap!

Far Cough 5:43 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Try this then:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Chewbacca_Sound

Scraper 5:43 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Oh dear
I thought KUMB was for Star Wars geeks

Lewisham_Hammer 5:42 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
FYI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca

Far Cough 5:41 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Star_Wars"e=wookie3.txt&file=wookie3.wav

Scraper 5:38 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
What is a Chewbacca?

Lewisham_Hammer 5:32 Fri Jun 3
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
If Bacca signs I reckon when he scores we should all in unison just makes the Chewbacca noise.

Far Cough 10:21 Thu Jun 2
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Yeah?

No?

A bit shit?

A lot shit?

Far Cough 9:33 Fri May 27
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
We are now living in a situation
Where that self same situation depends on Gokhan Tore (Yellow Pearl)
We will arise, we will control
Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack
Is what we like (lack)

Sung to the Philip Lynott - Yellow Pearl song


Words in brackets are the originals



Does this have potential?

Fifth Column 1:24 Thu May 26
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Go go
Go go go go
Go go go go
Go go Go-khan Tor-e

i-Ron 11:13 Thu May 26
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
To the tune of doll on a music box in chitty bang bang

....comes from Turkeeeey
His name is Gokhan Tor-eeeeeee
He loves Super Slav and the West Ham boys
And he hates Chelseaaaaaaa
Oh you cannot tellllllll
He's wearing a beltttttttt
He's got a gunnnnn
On his hip

tnb 10:05 Thu May 26
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Simple but effective, and probably shit...to the tune of 'Uptown Funk'

Go-khan fuck you up,
I said Gokhan'll fuck you up

Etc

HairyHammer 4:10 Wed May 25
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Silversurfer 12.29

That is perfect to the pet shop boys song Go west.

Lily Hammer 2:59 Wed May 25
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Apparently, you pronounce it (rhyme words in brackets)....


Yø (fur)-kan(man) Tø(fur)-reh/ray.


Bare that in mind with all your gun-jumping songsmithery.

w4hammer 11:44 Wed May 25
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
He used to play for Beskitas
Tore Tore
Now he's at the Mahindra
Tore Tore
He likes to play out on the wing, he gets the ball and scores again...
Goran Tore

WEST HAM's Number 7...

easthammer 2:24 Wed May 25
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Greenie

I think you must be right

I took my info from

http://mp3-musics.org/musong/james-brown_war-what-is-it-good-for

But having listened to it - it sounds like Edwin Starr's version.

I should never trust the internet but my memory is even worse!

Takashi Miike 12:58 Wed May 25
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my arse is usually on fire after loads of chilli sauce :.)

SilverSurfer 12:57 Wed May 25
Re: If Tore signs.... Chant already
Takashi Miike

a keema, that comes on a stick
a donna on an upright spit
with salad..... I like all of it
like Tore in a West Ham strip.


I'm on fire....

greenie1 12:53 Wed May 25
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East hammer - can't find any recording by James Brown.
Edwin Starr wasn't the first to sing it, it was The Temptations.

Takashi Miike 12:43 Wed May 25
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hahaha

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